I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• Maybe I should change my luck
• This can't be real
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally check here crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a group of geese came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Refuse to Believe What I See

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

Folks won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I need to document this

Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I ask someone else for help?